After a few weeks of dealing with holiday travel, unseasonably cold weather, and a couple rounds of pollen-induced congestion, it’s finally time for another review! My holiday travel consisted of a trip back home to East Tennessee for Christmas, and while there I managed to pick up a few sticks that are not yet available at my local brick & mortar shop in Tampa. I bought a few of today’s featured stick at Smokin Joe’s/Old City Cigar in Knoxville – you can find them HERE, but they don’t appear to keep their site up to date in realtime – it seems to be more of an informational website. Give them a visit in person if you’re ever in town, though. They have a great selection and friendly helpful folks to either point you in the right direction, or just chitchat if you have a few minutes to hang out and smoke.
Now, on to business. Today’s featured cigar is the Four Kicks Corona Gorda (5 5/8″ X 46), from Crowned Heads. When you can find them, they retail around $7/stick for singles, and a little over $6/each by the box. Most likely, you’ve already heard about them, although they’ve only been on the market a couple of months and only at select retailers. The buzz about these has been astronomical for the past several months, and the accolades have poured in during the past few weeks as various blogs and magazines assembled their “Best of 2011” lists, many of which featured this line of cigars. This chatter is not what drew me to the cigar, however. Nor was it my general love of EP Carrillo’s blending magic – which is significant (EP Carillo manufacturers Four Kicks for Crowned Heads). What intrigued me most was THIS blog entry by Jon Huber himself, the “head” of Crowned Heads. He described an impromptu reaction from a passerby about the Four Kicks he (Jon)
was smoking. An “unprompted, unsolicited, and completely authentic” appreciation for the aroma of what the bystander proclaimed to be “a special see-gar.” No fru-fru. No “essence of Hungarian sweet paprika.” No BS. Just simple pleasure from a good cigar. Now THAT appeals to me. I get it. A cigar for cigar-smokers. How novel! In my mind, that is a far more desirable achievement than making the lists and generating industry buzz. So, without straying too far into the realm of fru-fru I will give at least a paragraph trying to describe my experience with Four Kicks and ask, “Does it live up to that standard?”
I bought 5 of the Corona Gorda size, and at the time of writing this is the third I’ve smoked. I gravitate toward corona(ish) sizes, so this is a natural match. Each have been flawless in construction. Moderately veiny, but not “rustic” in appearance. The draw has been astoundingly perfect…a “goldilocks” draw for me. Not too tight, not too open. Just right. Before lighting, the aroma and cold draw are nothing fancy.
If pressed, I’d call the flavor sweet leather and mildly grassy. But mostly, just honest-to-goodness tobacco nicely assembled into a worryfree cigar. It actually reminds me of sticks I have mythologized in my mind from my early days of cigarsmoking 20 years ago; cigar experiences I remember being great, but rarely encounter today. Likely due to the impeccable construction mentioned above, the burn has been great on each of mine thusfar. A minor touchup here and there, but never enough to be bothered. The leather flavor from the cold draw weaves in and out for the duration, interspersed with slightly more astringent citrus – think lemon/grapefruit rather than sweet orange. It is somewhat dry on the palate as well, and lends itself to keeping the head of the stick dry. I suppose that’s somehow related to the pH of the smoke…but that’s a discussion for another day.
So…what is the verdict for Four Kicks? Does it live up to the fanfare? Is it worthy of being declared “a special see-gar?” Is it worthy of the shelf-clearing sales that have made it somewhat difficult to track down? My vote, which means little but can be guessed by looking at the nub to the left, is a resounding “yes!” The blog entry that created the desire in me to search for the Four Kicks also ignited a very specific vision, a craving even, for something I’d been unconsciously seeking for quite some time. Four Kicks revealed what I had been looking for in a cigar, and then filled that niche. Call it marketing genius, fate, destiny…kismet even. I call it a damn good cigar. Often, I am motivated to recommend a certain cigar to a person based on the information at hand about what they enjoy or dislike in a smoke. I can’t think of a soul for whom I would not recommend Four Kicks. Maker’s Mark bourbon currently has a television commercial campaign entitled “It Is What It Isn’t.” This sums up the Four Kicks for me. There are no pretenses, no “angle” from the makers or marketers. They’re just putting out an outstanding cigar at a fair price and letting the cards fall where they may. That is why I’ll be buying more.
We’re going back! Two members of the Cigarmy went to the Dominican Republic earlier this year for the Fuente/Newman families’ gathering to showcase CFCF (Cigar Family Charitable Foundation). It was a simply amazing trip, and we had an absolute blast. I just got the email today that there will be another assembling in March of 2012 – with 2012 being the Fuentes’ 100th anniversary in the cigar business. Some portion of us are returning. If you don’t know, the CFCF is a boon to the local people in the Bonao region of the Dominican Republic – providing clean water, medical care, and education to people who previously had none. You can find more information about it 
Toward the final puffs of the first inch, and into the second, the flavors do progress into the citrus family I mention above, but the wood remains. It flirts with the citrus, but doesn’t commit. The spice has subdued by this point, but is still present. Had these flavors come through stronger, I might have compared them to other sticks I have had that include a bit of Brazilian tobacco – I always get a clear perception of citrus whenever that is the case. I would place this in the same family of flavors, but not prominent in this case. There is also a noticeable presence of a somewhat off-putting “ashy” flavor as well. During this time, the burn became a little cockeyed, but stayed reasonable with only a couple of minor touchups. It continued to produce a great deal of smoke. This smoke production and the accompanying rate of burn dictated a very slow cadence. It pays to widely space your puffs with this cigar. It never even pretended to go out, even with only occasional draws.
As I mentioned at the outset, I have developed a love/hate relationship with this blend. I have had each of the sizes, and probably about 7-8 of the blend total now. To be honest, had I judged solely on the first example I smoked I would probably have been willing to purchase a box of them. After subsequent smoking, however, I don’t think I would. The cigar itself is a solid smoke, just not for me to keep around in large quantities. The construction has been outstanding for each of the sticks I have smoked, and the burn has been exceptional in most cases. The flavors, however, just haven’t been my cup of tea. Some have been great, straying further into the citrus and cedar, while others have been ashy and bitter in comparison. This inconsistency has been a drawback for me. I certainly would not hesitate to buy a few more and keep them around for the occasional diversion. In fact, I will probably do just that and sample them as time progresses. But, I don’t foresee purchasing a box of them any time soon. I would absolutely recommend trying them…but I would not recommend investing in a box without going through several first.





The San Lotano Oval is indeed a big hit for AJ Fernandez, and after smoking this one I can see why. It was a great cigar all around. The flavors were bold and pleasurable, and while they varied throughout the smoke, the profile was very consistent and harmonious. The burn and construction were flawless and provided a worry free smoking experience. It is bold enough that you know you’re smoking a cigar, but approachable enough for even the neophyte cigar smoker. While not inexpensive, the pricing is definitely in line with the experience provided – I have certainly paid the same for much lesser cigars. Overall, I am very impressed with the San Lotano Oval, and would highly recommend it to anyone. According to my rating system-in-progress below, it scores a 92. A great cigar.










