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Chicken crossing the road...
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:52 am
by Stewmuse
My seven year old has taken to telling jokes over the past few months, including the timeless "why did the chicken cross the road?" Of course, being the supportive father, I then ask her " why did the farmer cross the road?" Of course, then my wife steps in and frantically says "okay, that's enough!" Can't have any fun...
Re: Chicken crossing the road...
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:01 am
by kurtdesign1
The other day Luke comes up to me and asks "What kind of underwear does a raincloud wear? THUNDERWEAR!!!"
I immediately realized the next bunch of years were going to kick ass.
Re: Chicken crossing the road...
Posted: Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:46 pm
by IWinchester
I get: knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock......
And only after about 100 times do they finish with:
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!
And u bet your butt I'm glad!!
Re: Chicken crossing the road...
Posted: Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:43 am
by Zedman05
What's dangerous and lives in the jungle !?
A monkey with a machine gun!
What's green and goes Slam Slam Slam Slam ?
A four-doored pickle....
"Hey Dad, what's under there ?"
*no pointing involved when asking the question*
My reply: " under where ?"
" Hahahaha. You said underwear"
Yeah. It's like that.
Cigar F^iend