Chicken crossing the road...

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Chicken crossing the road...

Post by Stewmuse » Tue Aug 04, 2015 12:52 am

My seven year old has taken to telling jokes over the past few months, including the timeless "why did the chicken cross the road?" Of course, being the supportive father, I then ask her " why did the farmer cross the road?" Of course, then my wife steps in and frantically says "okay, that's enough!" Can't have any fun...
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Re: Chicken crossing the road...

Post by kurtdesign1 » Tue Aug 04, 2015 9:01 am

The other day Luke comes up to me and asks "What kind of underwear does a raincloud wear? THUNDERWEAR!!!"

I immediately realized the next bunch of years were going to kick ass.

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Re: Chicken crossing the road...

Post by IWinchester » Tue Aug 04, 2015 6:46 pm

I get: knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock
Who's there?
Banana
Banana who?
Knock knock......

And only after about 100 times do they finish with:
Orange!
Orange who?
Orange you glad I didn't say banana?!

And u bet your butt I'm glad!!

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Re: Chicken crossing the road...

Post by Zedman05 » Wed Aug 05, 2015 1:43 am

What's dangerous and lives in the jungle !?
A monkey with a machine gun!

What's green and goes Slam Slam Slam Slam ?
A four-doored pickle....

"Hey Dad, what's under there ?"
*no pointing involved when asking the question*
My reply: " under where ?"
" Hahahaha. You said underwear"

Yeah. It's like that.

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